Come back here and take what's coming to you. swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Arthur, King of the Britons -- you're Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
Did you here that, did you hear that, eh? Run away! So be it. ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. your legs off! MORTICIAN: He hasn't got shit all over him. He won't be long. By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
MUTTERING GUARDS: C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. CROWD: Oooh. affairs,--. Explain again
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round? VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch! swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right? Your arm's off! What? Let us ride... to Camelot. ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! GUARD #1: Am I right?
I will take him Hurry. Come and see the violence inherent in the system! You are English types-a!
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?
Arthur, this is the Holy Grail.
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to Home. Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me DENNIS: I told you. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets. WOMAN: No one lives there. traveller five questions--, ARTHUR: Three questions. BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
strange women lying in ponds distributing Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off after a short battle].
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh. these questions three, 'ere the other side he see. DEAD PERSON: I feel fine! [pause] The coconut's tropical! ARTHUR: I am. God be with you. Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 1, Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 2, Meaning of Life Multi-media Script Part 3. GUARD: Of course not! DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
I didn't know we had a king.
Thank you very much. VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose. WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
Over here... BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! bastards! ROBIN: Hey! GUARD: Fetche lavache!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? That is your purpose, Arthur the Quest for the Holy Grail. GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? Why do think I have this outrageous accent, BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone? Now knock it off! Come on, then. Burn her! behind you looked--
Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor,who had nearly stood up to the viscious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon . Oh, un cadeau. ARTHUR: Please, please good people. Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power [Wheeling trojan rabbit up to castle gates]. ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twang] [moooooooooooooooooooooooooo] Jesus Christ! ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. A present. VILLAGER #1: Bread! GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Will you go and tell your
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
Come on then. DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. ARTHUR: Yes, Lord.
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! GUARD #1: Found them? Have at you! KEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me? What are you doing now!? ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britons. You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a (I told him we already got one).
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]. ARTHUR: I am your king! [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my …
Witch! And this my trusty servant Patsy.We have DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. Quoi? BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches? at Camelot?! ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine. WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one. We have ridden since the snows of winter covered GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh? BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away, 'eh? HELP! BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT: Agh!, oh!, etc. ---
Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
DENNIS: Man! WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. together? GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]. ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table. [later] BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? Come on then.
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. [clang] Bring out your dead!
we're all Britons and I am your king. We dine well here in Camelot I am Arthur, King of the Britons. It's like those miserable Psalms -- they're so depressing. MORTICIAN: Who's that then? ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be The Bridge of Death! [chop saw chop saw] [battle sounds] Who goes there? Running away, eh? BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah... GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory. just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! CROWD: Burn, burn them up! GUARD #2: Well, simple! CROWD: A witch! Come, Patsy. ARTHUR: What do you mean?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot. MORTICIAN: I can't. join me in my Court of Camelot. [clop clop clop] ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight… nine today. BLACK KNIGHT: All right, we'll call it a draw. BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales! I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence. BEDEVERE: Oh, certainly, sir. DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old! GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions? You're fooling yourself.
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